Stop chasing the wrong man!

Girls, enough with the love obsession over actors like Channing Tatum, Shia Laboeuf and Charlie Sheen, they don't have enough masculinities put together to even equal two and a half men. Therefore, you should start drooling over skateboarders! Ms. Mah and I have both met Ryan Sheckler, a professional skateboarder. We both agree that with his sparkly green eyes, luring smile, and amazing abs, he is the ideal boy for every girl. Skateboarders are like skittles because they are both something everyone craves and there's plenty of them. Infact, you can go straight to the local skateshop, find yourself a skater boy, start dating and everything will be what you've dreamt of for a relationship.  99% of workplaces in the world have stated their respect for boys in ripped skinny jeans, v-neck tee shirts, and neon shoes by only hiring, of the female sex, the ones who are girlfriends of skateboarders. So don't tell him he isn't good enough for you, keep him close because he'll become a superstar and girls like Avril Lavigne will snatch him away from you. Therefore, you should marry one as soon as possible to guarantee a happy life. Although, if you choose to marry an average joe you'll live a shameful life, which is something nobody wants. All skateboarders are tremendously talented and have grand impact. Barack Obama even mentioned for himself, during a broadcasted national live speech, that Tony Hawk's groundbreaking tricks have changed the skating industry massively. So what are you waiting for, get out there and flirt with that skater boy!